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[ TAKE ME TO YOUR CZAR ]

Our Russian Overlords are more terrifying than we could ever imagine. They've taken LiveJournal's name as their own. Kind of.

[ HELP ME STEPHEN COL-NOBI, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE ]I'm called upon by the Nation to fulfill my civic duty as expected of any good dictator: dictating while having Julio ( Read more... )